This is easy to explain.

Sonic fans have battered child syndrome.

Dunkey is being a screeching weirdo as per usual, but you gotta admit its ay least bizzare for sonic frontiers to have a higher score than breath of the wild and elden ring. I mean concidering the technical issues alone... 

It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

I feel like the Dreamcast is fundamentally different than the other examples here.

The Dreamcast was fucking awesome. Has an amazing library of games and some features that seemed to presage the more online connected era for consoles to come.

Said more or less the exact same thing two years ago. It’s a phenomenal experience layered over a mediocre at best game and only slightly more fun to play than it is to watch. Take The Last of Us’s gameplay and give it Back 4 Blood or State of Decay-level production value and tell me honestly if you think it’d be…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The Last of Us, as a game, was very mediocre. Kind of janky, sometimes thrilling, a lot of times just frustrating. Case in point: The game forcing you to use a controller (since I played on a PS4) to accurately shoot zombies while hanging upside-down. Theoretically, a tense…

“I might never play it, because there is no voice acting...”

Been saying this for years

Or maybe she means it in the way that nobody has ever really met John Krasinski because there’s nothing under the surface there. There’s nothing behind his eyes.

Two months ago i woulda bought a ps5 had i come across one retail... as things stand. Im happy with my current console. (PS4)

That’s a lot of ‘former’s up there...

Retard is not a cool word to use but fucking idiot is.

Lawrence, I think that adds greatly to the absurdity of the story. You should have absolutely included that bit, it wouldn’t have been wordy.

Where are all the “direct sales will save us all” folks? Tesla literally says you can return the car without an issue, but wrote in an arbitration clause so you can’t do it easily.

The best piece of fan fiction I’ve ever read.  Thank you.

This website needs to be upvoted to the top!

Better yet:

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