I’m sorry for what you’ve been through. This raises an excellent point that unfortunately requires a billion different fixes. I think it was Eleanor Roosevelt who said ‘what’s best for everyone is best for everyone’ or something to that effect.

I think … some are shitty. But I also just think that the large majority of men and women aren’t compatible, and it’s not just a matter of finding the right person, there aren’t enough ‘right people’ out there, only a small subset of women are compatible with most men, and only a small subset of men compatible with…

The cold hard fact is that Nebraska is NEVER going to return to national prominence because of the modern demographics of college football.

Your argument seems to be that Moore wouldn’t be doing anything during a Democratic administration... but he directed two movies during the Obama Administration.

Clinton won the nomination by millions of votes, the superdelegates were never a factor in that and Trump stole the election using voter suppression and Russian interference

In my heart Alex Borstein won for Miss Swan.

ScreenPrism: Videos for idiots who can’t even comprehend text, let alone subtext. Purveyors of such lukewarm takes as “Slyherins, Maybe Not All Bad?” “Maybe the Sister from Ferris Bueller Had a Point?” “What if we Told You that it Made Narrative Sense for Jack to Die in Titanic?”* and now “Roger Sterling: Remember How…

This is a great one

While a fine choice, my favorite Ren & Stimpy track is The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.

The best Bob’s Burgers song is The Spirits of Christmas, come on.

Zazz Blammymatazz - Atomic Clown:

Summer time lovin, lovin in the summer (time) from Regular Show still gets stuck in my head sometimes. And of course, the song they write to combat the evil cassette tape is great.

This will likely increase voter turnout by less than 50,000 people nationwide.

Truth be told I’ve never been terribly fond of any of them. But I think Hollywood loves to spin this tale out every generation or two because it is their version of the Christ story, it is their creation myth that they’ve sold to the public so heavily over the decades that they believe it themselves: that an average…

Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don’t really wanna get into a pissin’ match
With this rappity brat, packin’ a MAC in the back of the Ac’
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I’m practicin’ that
I’ll still be able to break a…

“Rappity rap”? Who the fuck ever allowed this dork to review music? Stick to writing “Great Job Internet” articles Clayton. It’s much better suited to your level of writing skills.

Kamikaze and The Eminem Show are bad. Okay. Apologies. I'll get more blocc boy and migos queued up for you, and a helmet and some fancy shoes with large soles.