The best part of Barstool is how PFTCommenter somehow convinced them to pay him for making fun of literally everything they stand for.

This was my exact thought too: “Oh, that explains NFL QB Club.”

Goes a long way to explaining some of the weirdness with SNES-era football games (Tecmo Super Bowl III has all sorts of players who are genericized, and I’d bet it matches up with the list of people who didn’t take the money).

It is only alleged that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. It has never been proven that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. As far as I know, there hasn’t even been any investigation into whether Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

Not inexplicable when you realize that last cycle’s really progressive gubernatorial candidate, Heather Mizeur, has been going around telling her supporters to vote for van Hollen

Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

Not really, they’ve just replaced those human compost heaps with Shiny Happy Disney people who laugh at their own jokes and try wrestling/pop culture tie-ins that could curdle milk at 100 paces.

Wakey, wakey bitch!!

Suck my dick bitch, and Wackey, wackey Blackhawks!!!

This is the earliest both the Bulls and Blackhawks have been eliminated from the playoffs since 2008.

Thank God.

Here’s what sign stealing during a Trevor Rosenthal inning sounds like:

There are some jobs that Americans and Brits just can't stomach...

He just needs a Snickers.

It’s a patronymic. Russians take a derivative of their father’s first name as their middle name. Gennady Golovkin’s middle name is Gennadyevich, which means his father’s name also is Gennady.

If their names were Susie, Kateland, and Madison, instead of Dominique, Ashaunti, and Laniya, they’d be safely home right now