Also I agree with Patrick George: ABIA is a good airport with much, MUCH better amenities: instead of the chain places, it’s all local food/drink concessions. Up to and including Salt Lick!

Downside: it’s in Portland, the nation’s most pretentious city.

That looks a lot like KCI, whose entire concept was that one could “drive to your gate”.

Came for mentions of Shady McCoy’s Birthday Party and Confidentiality Agreement Extravaganza, did not leave disappointed.

All this for a rebadged Peugeot.

Jim Gaffigan better have gotten a new vacation home after doing this.

I know it’s an old joke, but where’s the piano on top of that car?

Just remember not to get the F-Series.

Is that the “emoji” ad?

Now he’s got a promotion!

From my friends/the tenor of the media here, St Louisans (and I’m one of them) are pretty much abandoning the NFL because of how we got fucked around by them. There’s been more talk about Drew Lock and how Odom will turn around Mizzou that there’s been about the three NFL teams within a decent drive of the 314—and…

Apparently The ‘Stache got a call from his mother to tell him that he shouldn’t be using that language. Fisher knew it was serious because she called him “Jeffrey”, which as we all know is the ultimate sign your parents are pissed at you. (Well, that or them using your middle name.)

WE THOUGHT...YOU WAS...A TOAD!

On one hand, Deadspin doesn’t like bad owners and team relocations for pure lucre.

I was going to say Jocelyn Thibault.

This comment deserves much more love.

He’s a suitor!

I coach hockey, and can confirm. Hell, just earlier this week my head-coach shook hands with a goalie that was skating with our team (he was leaving to go to a USHL team’s camp, and he was being wished good luck) and instantly after turned to me and said, “See that soap over there, in Snakes’ (god I love hockey…

I need to find the windbreaker suit I got mid-’90s when I made my first travel hockey team. We were required to wear them to games and I felt like a boss.