(If you liked Frinkiac, you’ll love Morbotron.)

Proceed, governor.

McIndoe should be up there, as should Rafe Bartholomew. And I also miss Katie Baker’s scientific ranking of the NYT Vows column.

The man really, REALLY wishes he was born a black kid in NYC and not a boring white Jewish kid from the DC suburbs. It’s palpable in his writing.

Simple: the ‘58 Chevy didn’t have Dagmars.

Ah, cheers. Still, gotta admit: ‘58 was a bad, BAD year for US car design.

That seafoam-green one, third from the bottom: is that a ‘58 Olds, the car so infamously styled that a Ford designer bought one as his daily and re-arranged the front lettering to say “SLOBMODEL”, so as to remind everyone that good design really matters?

Nope, that’s a ‘70. The banned Imperials are from the mid-’60s.

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say, they both suck!

Ooh, this is where I get to post Cool Things About Stranger Things!

SPANKBANK.

Now I want to see John Force sit down with his son-in-law at a family gathering and say, quite loudly of course, “NOW GRAHAM, I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR INTERVIEWS, AND DAMNIT YOU NEED TO BE BETTER! HERE’S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!”

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO MEND!

Does this mean we’ll get videos like this, except with more use of the word “affirm”?

I’m gonna miss you, Diamond Joe Biden.

Someone in the YouTube comments even provided a second verse and chorus, which I shall reprint:

I think the Battle Hymn of the Republic parody was as good of a pedestricide joke as any of them.

His entire discussion of post-modernism in the PT Cruiser review last week wasn’t enough of a clue to his field of study?

Let me guess, you saw GnR at the Riverport Amphitheater in St Louis?