You should reply with “HOLY SHITSNACKS!” or “You want ants? Because this is how we get ants!” or for a deeper cut “Did you see Regis this morning?”

Nowhere near me, thank the good Lord!

I was going for more “Ostie de calisse de tabarnak de sacrement”, but close enough.

As a Blues fan, I can’t believe to tell you how pissed I am that these trades happened and Army still can’t move Shattenkirk, a man who WANTS to be traded.

And the best part of that was? The Blues still had to give up even more picks/compensation to the Devils (who ended up getting Stevens as compensation for the Blues signing Shanahan), because it was determined they violated tampering rules.

Let’s guess, those T-shirts are either Vineyard Vines, from a brand that uses the word “Southern” in its name, or has “REAGAN-BUSH ‘84" printed on it, despite the fact that the parents of these teens probably didn’t even meet in the Reagan admin?

Ah, Cheryl/Carol/Carina/Cristal/Cherlene/Tania Tunt, how I love thee.

That gen Lincoln Town Car had individual cigarette lighters in its back-seats.

They were just overlays that melted and became blobs, no?

I remember when the Onion came out with an annotated atlas. All the Jordan section was just gushing about Queen Noor.

Watch the RCR that came out on Monday about the XLR (which is basically the modern Allanté) and educate yourself about the problems inherent to the Northstar engine.

The heck ya mean?

He’s also the same man that said the city he was moving his team from “had no economic future”...and then went and announced a new shopping precinct in North County because “I believe in St Louis’ future”.

Or PSG or Milan fans.

+$1.5 mil a year through 2029

This is what I get for being in Vegas last night and going to Omnia instead of XS.

Well, I’d be there...if I wasn’t not only about 1500 miles away in St Louis, but packing to go to the other coast tomorrow (Vegas, actually) for a job fair.

Last year they even showed a bit of it on broadcast FOX—problem is this year it falls on the same weekend as the US Open, and FOX paid quite a lot of money to the USGA to broadcast each and every one of their national championships.

WELL DONE BAKU

Um, I’m pretty certain Adelaide and Perth both care quite a bit about AFL.