He’s coming back to AVC, which will hopefully mean more “brutal yet funny Newswires” and less GJ,I!/Game of Thrones wankery/Late Night Clip Derby entries/click-bait identity politics pieces.

Everyone throws terms around like “SLAYED!” or “DESTROYED!” or “EVISCERATED!” a whole ton these days, mostly in reference to something said by a late-night TV host.

I missed his Newswire entries. Good to see the Non-Union Mexican Overlords had enough sense to keep him back at AVC.

No, you misspelled “exkit”.

It is good, because it allows fans in St Louis (and by extension the rest of the Central) to remind him that he’s a homophobe and he should still be banned (both for his mouth AND for flipping off the referees).

Save Russian Jews, Collect Valuable Prizes.

If Deadspin goes away tomorrow I won’t shed a tear, especially because they’ve turned “disliking the baseball team I support” into performative morality.

I will...once he does a comedy set that never once mentions how much he hates “sportsball”, sobriety, or how he’s marrying Patty Hearst’s kid.

I dunno what’s worse: the Citidiot, or the continued existence (and popularity) of Jimmy Fallon as a late-night host. (It could be worse, though: he could be James “I Stole Craig Ferguson’s Job” Corden or Chris Hardwick.)

It got the transmission replaced I want to say...three, maybe four times.

Exactly!

My parents bought a Dodge Grand Caravan in 1994, and for years I’ve been pissed that they didn’t get the supercharged All-Trac Previa or the Olds Silhouette (the Cadillac of Minivans!) instead.

Seconded, AUWM is so good at car history it’s not fair.

I came here hoping for a Baron Ünderbheit reference, and I was not disappointed.

This was when the Cards were still under A-B ownership, so they probably went with a Mailgram in order to attach it to a free case of Michelob. (They wanted to be fancy, you see.)

Psh, everyone knows the F1 Driver of the Day Award is MUCH more important than winning The Greatest Spectacle In Racing.

Good that they let CART-era cars run, but I’m pissed at the lack of 500I.

You should see the “beer snakes” English cricket fans do at test matches: basically take your empty cups, pass them around, and have people add on to them. Often times the journey of the beer snake is more interesting than the action on the pitch.

Dear ABC: Please, please, PLEASE bring back Paul Page on Sunday, and call up ASCAP to use the Delta Force theme once again.

This is your reminder that Jason Whitlock thought the height of comedy was calling the then-KC Chiefs quarterback “Trint Green”.