WEEABOO! WEEABOO, WEEABOO, WEEABOO! YOU DON’T LIKE THIS CAR! YOU NEVER DID!

The KC numbering system is interesting as well: IIRC it goes on how far you are from the river, and if you’d think, say, 66th St would be followed by 67th St, you’d be wrong: it’s followed by 66th Terrace.

Crack pipe, bro!

He wasn’t a Cub. The Cubs are in right now.

GON! ZA! LO!

Ah, LGA, where if you want something to eat/drink it’s very conveniently located...OUTSIDE the security area.

I MUST JOIN THIS GROUP. IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU GIVE ME ITS DETAILS.

Playoff tickets in the A are very expensive compared to regular-season tickets/season subscriptions.

And a potential game 7 in Grand Rapids-Lake Erie, with that game to be moved (Lake Erie is in Cleveland, the Q is needed for either a Carrie Underwood show or the Cavs ECF Game 1) to Columbus!

¡YO SOY JIM ADLER, EL MARTILLO TEJANO! ¡YO LUCHA EL FUEGO CON FUEGO!

Cake-eater.

Let me guess: all the new hires went to Harvard, Stanford or MIT. (Maybe one of them went to CMU or Cal-Berkeley, but they’re considered a “diversity hire” in SV because they speak Mandarin and not Cantonese.)

Most of that crowd takes one look at the exploitative practices of Uber, Travis Kalanick’s Ayn Rand worship, and the spate of sexual assaults in Uber cars, and rightfully want Uber to expect to behave like a taxi company if they want to operate like one.

They’re making a sequel to it, with TJ Miller, Elisha Cuthbert (whose character, for you Happy Endings fans, appears to be VERY similar to Alex Kerkovich) and a shit-load of NHL players (by last count Patrice Bergeron, Tyler Seguin, Dion Phaneuf and Mike Del Zotto were all listed) in it!

Ironically, the NHL was the more realistic tenant, considering they’ll be having an expansion round soon and because of political reasons (the owner of Les Nouveau Nordiques, Pierre-Karl Peladeau, is also head of the Parti Quebecois, which presents a ton of headaches) they’d prefer the revival of the Mets to a team in…

Or, support a team that already has local rivalries with Spokane, Portland and Tri-Cities. And is in the playoffs right now with a decent chance to make the Memmer.

This video:

Shinji Okazaki had to watch it from outside, though, because it was at Vardy’s place.

Just to make this perfect: Jamie Vardy actually threw a party tonight for his teammates, who all came over to do cocaine, drink WKD, and watch the match.

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