And when they pit, it changes over to a pit-stop timer!

Sorry, but you’re bang wrong. Rothmans livery best livery.

Thank (insert deity) Greg Howard isn’t here anymore, because he’d want to draw and quarter you for saying that golf is fun.

Hell, sometimes when they aren’t simulcasting they’ll do promo reads for a team (Chicago) that has its games broadcast on a Comcast RSN.

I said this over on Gawk-Prime: as bad as this piece is, it’s not the worst thing this guy has ever written, because this gift was given to us back in January.

Same reason we chanted Eddie Belfour’s name back in the ‘90s.

That would be Piers “Morgan” Moron.

Johnson County, KU, the fact that you couldn’t get a drink on Sunday well into this century...I could go on.

I know you guys all have an quasi-explicable hatred for St Louis (I hate Imo’s too, as do many people here), but we’re not worse than fucking Sacto, Tampa, and SLC, which should automatically lose points for being in a place where, when you go to a bar, you cannot see your drinks being made because it’ll distract…

It isn’t, actually, strictly because of its proximity to Kansas.

He used the word “zugzwang” in it. It’s pure, weapons-grade, VC/Silicon Valley nonsense.

Did I just read the transcript of Hinkie’s upcoming TED talk? Because holy shit, this was pretentious.

Most top women’s players do this, because the seasons are staggered: they play in Russia/Korea/China in the winter for the money and in the WNBA in the summer for the status and attention.

Agreed, he really isn’t good.

And...none of the top 5 airlines fly anywhere near me that isn’t ORD (which is five hours, and a shit-load of tolls, away from me).

They won’t, though, because he plays for Chicago and the NHL adores them.

Hey, we’ll take what we can get.

SOMEBODY’S mad they just played the Blues!

AJ Liebling’s “The Sweet Science” and George Kimball’s “Four Kings” (about the careers of Tommy Hearns, Sugar Ray Leonard, Marvelous Marvin Hagler and Roberto Durán) are both excellent reads.

That, and he works at 590 The Fan, which is a station so bad they hired Dino Costa (look him up over on Can’t Stop the Bleeding for more).