First Bud Collins, now Craig Sager: why do you have to be picking off cool old sports journos with outlandish fashion sense, Crazy Old Testament God?!?!?!?!?!?

He’s somehow earning a shitload of money (something like £6 million, PLUS his production rights, PLUS the loads of money he gets for his radio show) for this. And yet he has no discernible talent except for being a star-fucker.

You sound like a guy that owns multiple trilbies and enjoys being pegged.

A while ago, Mate posted that “From A to B” documentary about 80s/90s company car culture in the UK, and someone in the comments linked to a YouTube of Jezza doing a piece on fleet hire cars back on Old, Old-School Top Gear.

I was waiting for someone to post William Ligue Jr. and III.

That’s probably just a Jim Nantz thing, because there’s nothing he loves more than shilling for sponsors, and therefore fuck him.

After all these years, I still must know: what the everlasting fuck is a grit chip?

That’s only for Golden Corral-sponsored races, though.

She’s a plagiarist.

Sanctuary! SANCTUARY!

On the other hand, Juve lost and did it in hilarious fashion, and you wouldn’t be a true Serie A fan if you didn’t like seeing Juve Merda happen.

And here I am thinking that those cars could NEVUH be confused for each other.

In the long run, though, Juve Merda remains Juve Merda, Allegri is still the man whose halftime team talk once consisted solely of him yelling “DAI DAI DAI!” at players, and he doesn’t know what constitutes a good substitution.

It’s the perfect car to drive through small-town Alabama in!

It’s the same paint color you can get on a Buick Skylark!

He still never shoulda left Lyla Garrity.

Still not the worst thing she trademarked, as that will still be “this sick beat”.

Like I said elsewhere, I’m loving that my nom (Daystar Smallboy) made it.

Last year I think the only college hoops rep was Lourawls Nairn Jr., who didn’t get extra points for his nickname being “Tum Tum”.

YES! YES! My nomination (Daystar Smallboy) made it!