Not sure Kobe would bother asking, frankly.

What’s with the hate towards inanimate objects lately? Genuinely want to know.

FUCK, I forgot about qualifying. I hate spoilers, that’s what I get for checking a car blog

I expect Vettel to be speaking a lot of Italian this weekend

Cheesy gordita crunch is the best fucking thing. Like, for real.

I could take him.

For those wondering about the firefighter hats and who Rodeman is, he was a firefighter/marine/great person who was run over and killed while collecting money for muscular dystrophy recently. It’s a murder that truly shocked the Lansing/East Lansing community. It’s nice to see so many Spartans out there taking a…

“You fucked up, sir. That’s tennis star James Blake.”

If there is a just god in this universe, she was yelling “What are thooooooooooooooose?!”

Come on Billy. I know the whole point is pumping the dude up and he is a very good passer and that was a great pass, but he absolutely did not hit Neymar in stride. Unless “stride” has been redefined as “shuffling sideways slowly”.

I like where you’re going here; I really digit.

be back to 100 percent

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

No, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin will always be KissingSuzyKolber, the once and future king of football humor. RIP, KSK. May the Fridays be sexier, the Mondays free of Peter King, and Komments never ending.

nothing says “russia” like a child lifting weights on a persian rug

You’re referring to the music, right?

RAWR!!!! Science BAD!!!! It's a a limestone layer interbedded between sandstone layers.

I clicked though the Modern Farmer website and saw nothing on John Deere's 2015 model year harvesters, or anything on rice futures. This is bullshit.