I want a hamburger, and this is a veggie burger drowned in BBQ sauce. 

Mitsubishi is a dead brand walking, and good luck finding parts, even on the secondhand market. 

He didn't go home that night. He celebrated with his mistress. 

This is when he should’ve replied to the NPS with this:

I'm pretty sure you mean her BAC was .025. If it was .25, she would be dead from alcohol poisoning. 

That’s Pat Sajak

He doesn’t need to when he has the stupidity of other investors suffering from FOMO.

I wish for the opposite.  I hope they sink their money into xAI, and let his mismanagement burn both into the ground.

Go home, Elon, you're drunk. 

It is persecution. Do you expect her to be held accountable like you plebians?  Perish the thought!

the volt was so politically maligned, I’m still surprised that it lasted into a second generation. Conservatives hated this car even more than the Prius. And it didn’t help that the PHEV concept was poorly understood. The fact that it’s fuel economy in hybrid operation didn’t match the Prius made it a nonstarter in…

“...and then they asked for ‘transparency’ and demanded 'accountability’!!!!!” 😂

Romanticizing crime definitely never happened back in my day

Not of that model. Hendrick Motorsports made only 40 of these cars.

If the service writer knew the owner’s request was unenforceable, the owner should’ve been informed before any work started.  Owner would've had the opportunity to have his car taken somewhere else if they did that. 

I dunno. I mean if shit went sideways, your lawyer would be suing both the doctor and the hospital for malpractice.

Sperm donors usually don't have any parental rights, so it's unlikely any of his kids can claim Dutch citizenship.  

All I can see now are Michelle Yeoh’s hot dog fingers. 

Desecration is doing an LS swap. This can be saved with by covering it up with a wrap. 

I suppose it’s better than beating the shit into them.