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Bronx Resident Benjamin White
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This thing is rusty AF, modded with the most basic bolt-on’s, and beaten into the Florida swamps and back again.  Politically correct or not, this car is pure CP.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/video-shows-womans-car-flip-officers-pit-maneuver/story?id=78195373

You don’t understand the therapeutic effects of having your face eaten by a leopard, do you?

No thanks, I’d rather get blown out of the side of a poorly assembled airliner.

I remember all of these cars, and they were not great. 

Ergonomics is dead, it seems.

Targa tops are so 80's...

I’m pretty sure my noise-cancelling earbuds would have kept me totally oblivious to the whole thing, and I wouldn’t have figured out anything was wrong until we disembarked back in Portland.

It’s not easy being Hideo

This is why Knicks fans suck. Team hasn’t won a championship in 50 years, but they act like this team is the Yankees.

As long as you’re not stretching your payments past 96 months, you should be fine.

He looked more like the Heath Ledger version:

I knew it was a mistake when Time magazine named you Person of the Year:

Don’t worry about a thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Now I finally see how juvenile jiggling boobs in video games are. 

This thing is an ugly alien cockroach. 

OMG you’re that grumpy neighbor whose house everyone wants to throw eggs at every Halloween.

First L4D didn't feel broken to me. 

We're gonna need a bigger bucket of popcorn. 

Last time I drove to Tampa, I was greeted by a tennis court sized confederate flag getting onto I75. Tampa can definitely get launched.