This is why Knicks fans suck. Team hasn’t won a championship in 50 years, but they act like this team is the Yankees.

As long as you’re not stretching your payments past 96 months, you should be fine.

He looked more like the Heath Ledger version:

I knew it was a mistake when Time magazine named you Person of the Year:

Don’t worry about a thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Now I finally see how juvenile jiggling boobs in video games are. 

This thing is an ugly alien cockroach. 

OMG you’re that grumpy neighbor whose house everyone wants to throw eggs at every Halloween.

First L4D didn't feel broken to me. 

We're gonna need a bigger bucket of popcorn. 

Last time I drove to Tampa, I was greeted by a tennis court sized confederate flag getting onto I75. Tampa can definitely get launched. 

That paragraph length run-on at the beginning is a dead giveaway. 

Plenty of women in video games like:

Coal rollers like these are why your shop doesn't sell aftermarket ECU's anymore. 

Cool story, bro

Hopefully this gives Dr Bernard grounds for a lawsuit

We did not achieve peace after the second world war, despite what you think. Germany was defeated, but left fractured for nearly 50 years. And America found itself embroiled in a decades long cold war with the Soviet Union that left the world anything but peaceful.

My entire point has never been that this is what Israel ‘deserves’. My point is violence begets violence.

Israel 's response has left twice as many Palestinian children dead.  Does that make sense to you? 

Is this why we should turn a blind eye to what Netanyahu and the IDF are doing to Palestinians? It’s amazing how much can be excused when it's framed that way.