The answer is right there:

I don’t charge my phone at night. It’s  never at a full charge in the morning. 

You enjoy chaos, don't you? 

Forget fauci, it’s all about Hunter Biden’s laptop now because long COVID took away my short term memory

I hope the booing was as merciless as I imagined it to be. 

What is Disney hiding?!?!? 

So now you have a an out of control scooter still careening towards those same pedestrians that could still kill someone.  Real smart.

Because Tennessee v. Garner, which says you can’t use deadly force against a fleeing suspect, makes it irrelevant.

And you price gouge the shit out of it.

Hey Russia, are you listening?

Prighozin is going to come back from the dead like Jesus Tupac and shits going to get real awkward real quick.  

I disagree. He obviously got Free Parking. 

I wish I did, but my crystal ball ain't so crystal clear. 

I guess that's better than "distortion" 

If he’s mentioning Roe, he means abortion. There’s no ambiguity about it.

Did he mysteriously fall out of an airplane window before the airplane mysteriously fell out of the sky?

Listen, all of y’all.

And just like that, they became a failure.