Hey Russia, are you listening?

Prighozin is going to come back from the dead like Jesus Tupac and shits going to get real awkward real quick.  

I disagree. He obviously got Free Parking. 

I wish I did, but my crystal ball ain't so crystal clear. 

I guess that's better than "distortion" 

If he’s mentioning Roe, he means abortion. There’s no ambiguity about it.

Did he mysteriously fall out of an airplane window before the airplane mysteriously fell out of the sky?

Listen, all of y’all.

And just like that, they became a failure. 

Agile = whipping back and forth between concepts and game direction as dictated by the mercurial boss of the week.

It’s just numbers

It’s even worse.

My family is all about Red Stripe.

I want to apologize to Ron Desantis for overestimating his political acumen and thinking he was a threat to the White House.

Thank you, kind sir! 

But think of the tax breaks they're getting from writing off movies and shows. 

That heap has been in this condition since it crashed and burned nearly 60 years ago, and the previous owner had 45 years to fix it. If they wanted to restore it, it would’ve been done already.

I know Twitter is the thing and place to be, but stop fucking with Twitter, people. 

Just his this guy:

Snow White is unseasoned chicken. Let Rachel Z put some adobo on it!