I guarantee he's going to be upside down on his mortgage now. 

Imagine spending all the money to buy a house with a place to enjoy the nice summer breeze and not being able to enjoy it because the hoarder next door ruins it for you. 

You mean you don’t have dozens of those cables stuffed in a nightstand?

So they’re like.. a botnet, right?

A shame that this isn’t a kitchen staffed by the ghosts of Orville Reddenbacher, Frank Purdue, or Dave Thomas.

I mean, he is MrBeast, and he did make a name for himself by leveraging YouTube. Why wouldn’t he do the same to stream his altruism to all 172 million subscribers?

Ladies and gentlemen, America's Mayor. 

If you guys really want one of these, you’ll have to go work for a NGO.  Donation money will get you dozens of these trucks, but I’m sure it’s supposed to be used to prevent the spread of malaria or something...

I was kinda disappointed to learn that he has absolutely no relation to Karl Malone, who has absolutely no relation to Moses Malone, who has absolutely no relation to Sam Malone.

He’s only opposed to allowing black people to exercise that right.

Fuck that, I don’t want them working at Denny’s.  They’ll be the kind of employee who spits in your fries because you complain that they got the order wrong.

Fuck that, I’m putting a set of these on my Malibu.

And this is why the WGA is on strike.

The Volt was the only PHEV that had a 50 mile range.  The RAV4 Prime might get you as much if you hypermile it, but every other PHEV was good for 30-35 miles.  Their biggest problem was that when it reverts to hybrid mode, their fuel economy straight up sucks.  The only way you can take advantage of a PHEV is to treat…

Mach-E’s are gathering dust because that’s not the kind of EV people want.

I feel like this reply isn't complete unless I mention the $0.37 this settlement would give me. 

Rhodey bein a Skrull makes perfect sense when you remember that he was originally portrayed by Terence Howard. How nobody noticed this very obvious change is beyond me.

Shapiro didn’t watch Barbie. Just like Daily Salinas didn't read any of Amanda Gorman's poems.  

I certainly did Nazi that coming. 

I have a stressful as fuck job too. That doesn’t mean I can take that shit out on my wife.