Dië Reddit, dië. 

He will, as soon as they return his bus. 

The restaurant is in a town called Rifle, so this seems pretty much par for the course around that neck of the woods. 

Probably legitime grounds if you're not looking at your wife the same way you look at those porn stars. 

That’s only because you’re not a sanctimonious hypocrite.

And the house always wins.

This is a good thing. I’ve given the Kelvin timeline the benefit of doubt, even when other Trekkies reflexively hated it, but it was all downhill after the reboot. Into Darkness was the Wrath of Khan remake nobody asked for and Beyond was a waste of Idris Elba’s time and talent.

Anyone can fake text messages. Buy a burner phone, put it in your contacts as ‘Zion Williamson’ and sockpuppet your way toward some sextortion money.

Arctic sea ice is gone and is never coming back. 

Can't they get the State Police to escort these wayward legislators back to state capitol? 

Messages can be faked. Buy a burner phone, add that number to your contacts as Zion Williamson and sock puppet your way to sextortion.

Heard was driven out of Hollywood and is $10M poorer for her trouble. If that’s the badge of honor you get for telling the truth, then maybe it’s not worth it to name names.

Depp sued Heard over what she wrote him in a Washington Post op-ed, not what she testified about at the divorce proceedings.

So instead we’ll be stuck with a glitchy touchscreen that freezes up when you try to adjust the heat and volume at the same time.

I heard there was a porno version called Tree-way Cockblocks

Not like this...

Hydrogen is a pipe dream and Atkinson should've known better than to endorse it. 

Tell that to Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner, and Ray Finkle. 

By 2012, the last year of the small Ranger, Ford had sold less than 20,000 of them, and they had been on a long slow decline in sales. Why wouldn't Ford think nobody was buying small trucks, especially when the numbers supported this? 

I think every time some right winger goes on an anti trans rant, they should be reminded of Rudy Giuliani in Drag: