Wait, so the First Law is robotics is that You Never Talk About the AI Apocalypse?

Eh, the worst they could do is kill us all. At least Mother Earth would recover

Or Twitter 

I knew this was going to happen and pretty much called it (though it didn’t require much foresight to do so). It never makes sense to leave Hollywood's toxic culture for an even worse one online. 

Electric Asteroid is make for a better name of a production company then a rock band

I had a buddy whose cousin’s husband is now her wife because he drank a can of Bud Lite.

Jesus was a Woke Liberal!

Yo, dawg... 

It’s also a kids movie. They’re not trying to get an Oscar out of this.

You, madame, are no Jackie Kennedy! 

Can’t water down electricity.

Contrary to popular belief, the laws of physics isn’t one of them.

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize Barack Obama is a card-carrying member of the Writer’s guild.

How soon before one of them shoots a passenger, or vice versa?

REWRITE

It's not like this thing is cheap. If you want an inexpensive EV, you can still get the Bolt through the end of the year and the Blazer next year. You have choices. 

If only she could put this kind of energy into combating gun violence.

Thanks to some fuck who tried cheating the government by getting reimbursed for flights he booked (but never mentioned that he cancelled), I have to provide a copy of the boarding pass with every travel claim. So I want my damn paper tikets.

If the prosecution wants to secure a conviction, they need to call a Marine martial arts instructor to testify as an expert witness.