I dunno. These road-ragers nowadays are more likely to shoot you.

MBS (what an unfortunate coincidence of initials) looks like a man who doesn’t want his dirty laundry aired.

Mass shootings don’t have longevity in the news cycle anymore. There’s just too damn many of them. Even now, they’re barely reporting on one in rural Mississippi over the weekend (six dead), and I’m sure that’s going to drop off the cycle before the weekend’s over.

At the same time, I find it sad that the irony will be lost on them.

Violence begets violence, and I’m not saying Will Smith shouldn’t have slapped fire out of him...but I understand.

People aren’t GameStop’s most precious resource.

I have a stubby tongue. My wife tells me, "side doesn't matter," but I know she doesn't want to hurt my pride. 

Because Tork. 

In their hands, everything is lethal.

Or “preexisting health conditions”

Didn’t they reboot Will and Grace already?

I’m pretty sure that’s a disqualifier.

I was more curious about what this Twitch Deepfake Porn Scandal was about since I didn’t know there was a scandal. Instead it starts off on the assumption that I, the reader, knows who this streamer is. At the very least, it should be able to pin down what responsibility Twitch has in all of this, since their name is…

Me? Oh, I'm just a bill, sitting on Capitol Hill. 

We’re in a golden era of VFX. Can’t we hire sex performers and deepfake badgley into a sex scene?  I mean, the internet is already 10 steps ahead of Hollywood on this. 

Han is alive?....Again?

Just give the GOP more excuses to try and raise the voting age, why don’t you?

Put the kids up for adoption and get a Miata. 

You don’t need an article. You just need to tell them, “I’ve seen Line Goes Up and I don’t fucks with crypto.”

It says you’re poor.