Agreed. Get that $$$, Instagram models.

Oh for fucks sake who gives a shit? Excuse me if I can’t be bothered with how the supermodels of the 90s weep for what (may or may not have) happened to their “craft.”

Any parent who just hands their child to a stranger should be ashamed. That child did not want to be there. This is why sexual assault is such a big problem - children are repeatedly taught that they don’t get a choice in where/how/from whom they receive affection.

Southern Discomfort

Legally Bland

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…

Or, not enough attention with the Obama’s around...

I’d like to recommend Dead Silence (on Netflix, probably elsewhere too). It’s a pretty strong flick with a great cast that isn’t over acted, doesn’t have ridiculous camera work and cheesy special effects (I’m looking at you Boogeyman). It is a nicely done version of the old ghost stories from a local town combined…

YEAH DUMB BITCH AMIRITE NEVER TRAVEL WITH ANYTHING EXPENSIVE IF YOU GO FURTHER THAN A MILE FROM HOME WITH ANYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A BROKEN SWATCH YOU DESERVE IT TBH

Does it really sound like the boy who called wolf? How exactly do you explain the concierge?

being pulled over and being handled ice cream would ruin my day. wtf am i supposed to do with ice cream in a car? it would get everywhere. not fun at all

Of all the horrible things he’s said, this one angered me the most. You have to be less than a pile of dogshit to be proud of not contributing tax dollars to your country when you make as much as he does. Should have kept 10,000 troops in Iraq - but I won’t pay for it! Asshole.

The Ted & Heidi divorce is going to be brutal. She’ll accuse him of having a problem with pornography. He’ll say she flirted with witchcraft in college. Heidi will say that their daughters don’t like to be alone with their dad. Ted will become the spokesman for The Fathers Rights Advocacy, and the FRA activists will…

Man discovers major automobile design flaw after crashing his car in the river.

“willful blindness to radical Islamic terrorism”-

Or: Disney gives into people seeing a problem where it does not exist and stops selling a perfectly fine costume that any child of any race should be able to wear.

The irony, of course, is that if Trump or any of his like-minded followers were also randomly stopped and frisked, they’d lose their goddamned minds. They’d be screaming about the Founding Fathers and the “police state” in no time.

It’s open carry only if the victim is white, it’s brandishing if you are black.

Those women lived in Ohio, with all the ugly people in the midwest. They were probably farmers who shopped at Walmart. This bombing could have killed important creative class  and other assorted people who matter. And it may have caused some to miss Sunday Brunch.

I love awful roommate stories. Please share!