is there another kim kardashian that i dont know about

I want to love this, but Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson’s character is the stereotypical idiot women in ever horror movie so far. Fucking teeth rain down...Eh no biggie. Husband goes away on business, leaving you alone in your new, creepy house...byeeeeee I’m cool. Said new creepy house has a very modern spiral staircase....o…

Um can we talk about the email in which he says, and I quote that he doesn’t want to vote for hilary who’s “husband is still dicking bimbos at home”

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Easy, just ask for bowls of water and learn to lap it up like a dog.

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

And women are the ones with the reputation for being dramatic and overly emotional, lol. smdh.

Everyone here likes to make fun of Breitbart for being an echo chamber, but it’s really the same at Jezebel.

I’d love to see the Venn diagram that includes people who think Colin Kapernick is a traitor and people who think that the Bundy Ranch / Malheur Refuge “militants” are patriots.

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Per the people of tumblr:

He’s like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she’s an interior decorator.

The Pursuit of a Christmas Carol Love Actually 7 Pounds

He can hang out with lots of dudes his own emotional age by joining a fraternity.

he is easily my #1 teen. my #2 teen is Willow Smith and my #3 teen is Ariana Grande. i have pictures of all of them

Oh FFS...UNLESS THE SOLDIER IN QUESTION SERVED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OR FOUGHT FOR THE UNION IN THE CIVIL WAR, THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS.

they just show this image

Jews don’t get tattoos.

My elderly parents freaked out about a strange email and called their local PD. An officer was at their house inside an hour and resolved their concerns. That incident was hilarious to me, but I wish all police departments were as responsive as theirs is. However, for most departments I think that would require better…