It’s called “friendship”. Look it up. Believe it or not, adult male humans can interact with one another beyond competition.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Credit to the Eagles who really went after it tonight despite ostensibly having “nothing to play for”. And the main reason that the Giants lost tonight was that Eli played like hot garbage.

Yeah that was great.

Anyone else love Collinsworth’s pro-NFL version of why PI wasn’t called on 4th and 6 on Sheppard? “It’s basically the same as a Hail Mary, can’t call it there.” Except it wasn’t a Hail Mary, it was a mid range pass attempt where there was both defensive holding and pass interference, which both went uncalled.

Couple of things: The refs made two REALLY bad, arguably game-changing calls in this one. First was the phantom late hit on the Wentz flop that he did a really bad acting job on yet the ref fell for it like Trump’s supporters. Two was the absolute MUGGING of Sheperd on that 4th down late in the fourth quarter. What…

I love how Cam nearly gets his brains scrambled and gets a flag for flicking a ball at Murphy.

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

Maybe. But in this age of Trumps, Shkrelis, and McConnells, I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt. Because I’m tired of being depressed as fuck over humanity.

World Chess just wants the check, mate.

Kanye has low-key over the years discussed legitimate mental health issues. I am not somebody who dismisses Kanye as ‘crazy’, but he’s been reasonably direct about it. For all his antics he is still a person, and I hope he’s ok.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

This scene immediately came to mind. “You really knocked the crap out of that one.”

It’s a USSF contract thing- the national team players are required to do 2 years out of 4 at home in the NWSL.

Saw Title.

Whitson, could you try to not be wrong about literally everything? Five Guys is so delicious I’m going to go buy an order of cajun fries right now just to piss you off.