Imagine for a moment, that you are a female civil rights activist in Putin’s Russia. Now, you know that no matter what you do, if you actually succeed in your goal of drawing attention to the horrendous state of human rights in your country, you are going to go to jail. And you will be abused. And you may never get…

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Drake’s week is going poorly enough without you piling on.

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is…

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

Not necessarily related but seriously, fuck off.

Carly Rae Jepsen’s E· MO· TION: “Run Away With Me”, “Emotion”, “I Really Like You”.

The key to my marital bliss is my wife and I sleep with different blankets. And fuck making the bed.

“Unfortunately it occurred at a point in the movie where audiences just wanted to get to the resolution and so it slowed down a part of the movie and we were afraid audiences were checking out. “

Interesting that they came to that conclusion. To me, I think this would have helped the third act - it felt like it flew…

If you’re a parent, do you risk having a meltdown or do you get your child what’s most appealing to them?

I’m actually an MLS fan, and I had no clue the games were tonight.

The guy from Philly, where cheese whiz is a delicacy, is talking down to the state with the nation’s highest population density.

As a cyclist, it pisses me off to see other cyclists ignoring even the most basic rules of the road.

I’m surprised this wasn’t mentioned: Cyclist, if you are driving on the road, you have to follow ALL the laws. That includes making a full stop at a stop sign and actually stopping at a red light.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

You know what the funniest part is? Eli and the boys with muddle their way to a 3 or 4 win season, and end up with one of the big 2 QBs in the draft, setting up another decade plus of championship potential. The Jets will overachieve by winning 6 or 7, and will go another decade or so with shitty quarterback play.

God, even beyond the current full menu of disasters, just thinking about the mold issues, ruined supplies, teardown and rebuild costs... It’s not like they can just empty out and dry the buildings. Those things will be unfit for human use and they’ll probably require specially outfitted crews to clean up/tear down…

I stand by this math and have no doubt he will break my MLB The Show record for single season homers.