This was NOT doing her crotch any favors.

"I, in no way, ever thought or tried to steal a baby."

Do you deserve to have your bike stolen if you leave it unlocked? No, no one deserves to have their bike stolen. That's why we have laws against it. Locking your bike might even lower your statistical odds of being targeted a little bit, but then again it might not. Isn't it nice that you can go to the cops either way?

Actually, this isn't even one. Because Witherspoon molested a child pre-transition. Witherspoon has only been in the news in relation to bathrooms because of a controversial ticket for merely being in a women's bathroom. You know what was going on at the time of the complaint and ticketing? Hand washing.

My grandmother, aged 96, still wears the identical shade of purple eyeliner that she has worn for my entire life and before. Grandmothers are nothing if not committed to their fashion choices!

To be sued means to have a law suit (or similar legal redress) filed against you. The term doesn't imply anything with regard to the success of such law suit.

Dude, you're "Monday morning quarterbacking" a woman's assault. All of your advice ignores the fact that there's always a psychological component to this kind of abuse. While I'm sure you mean well, you're not saying anything that a woman who has been abused doesn't already know.

Clearly you have all the answers about domestic abuse. I wonder that social service agencies around the world don't invite you to speak regularly on "how to not get your ass beat down by the person you love(d)"

Look at what he's eating, he's OBVI a vegebearian.

"Smart" is an old fashioned term like "sharp." It's a play on words, because this is a back to school promotion. This poster would definitely get an eye roll from me if I were passing by, but it's not as simple as "salon implies that straight hair is associated with intelligence."

I've woken up to a burglar in my room and yes, it's fucking terrifying. I was so confused that at first I thought it was my friend and I actually said her name, ("Maria?") and then it hit me that uhhhh, it's a burglar and (I laugh about it now) my first instinct was to yell at the top of my voice, "YOU MOTHERFUCKING…

To their credit, I'm sure Disney heavily screens people's records and likely these 35 assholes were first time offenders (well, caught only once).

Sounds like someone is fulfilling the requirements of their 12 step program.

He always looks to me like the actual physical personification of how patchouli smells.

Please tell me her current default answer is "Over my dead body".

Basically. I've never heard a man refer to a woman as a female when he was describing her in a way that made her seem like his equal.

He lost me in the first bit because I just REALLY can't stand when men refer to women as "females." It just seems so derogatory and objectifying to me. Like they are trying to reduce us to our most primitive state.

"We've all been there. You live with your body 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You know its little ticks and quirks. You know when there is something wrong with you. Having a doctor misdiagnose something despite your insistence that it might be something else is maddening."

Or, you know, Doctors/Nurses *could* be taking 5 minutes to ask the child: "Do you feel safe at home? Does anyone ever hurt you?" - potentially allowing that child to speak up about abuse they may be experiencing, but are afraid to tell their parents about (or can't).