I went to school with a girl who is in a relationship with her former track coach. The relationship didn't start (publicly, probably) until after she got out of high school. He coached her all 4 years of high school. It is still bothersome to me.

He had to have been going pretty fast to hit that woman so hard that her car was pushed into the intersection. That would indicate to me that he was likely somehow distracted, as most people are familiar with traffic patterns in areas they normally drive in (like knowing there's a traffic light or stop sign at the…

That little birdy and Big Bird... I died.

I am Facebook friends with this girl who posted something to the effect of "females should stop putting each other down and start building each other up". I responded with something like "it's totally uplifting and empowering to be referred to as 'female'". I did not get a response from her to that.

I was thinking it had something to do with intentionally spreading disease, but my thinking could be skewed by my job.

We don't want him either.

I am not old enough to remember the epidemics. I learned about them in school, and I also encounter (and personally know) people with lasting effects from those diseases. I don't understand how clueless/careless people are about them. I just don't get it.

I hear/read that a lot now. It's not about autism any more, they've moved on to the toxins and metals that are found in the vaccine, like mercury and formaldehyde. And everyone knows someone who's kid has died from having a reaction to a vaccine.

I had a guy tell me to "relax" and call me "feisty" yesterday, after me telling him to directly ask the question he was trying to get at by playing 20 questions with me. I wasn't even remotely upset, but I guess directness is seen as hysteria when you're a woman.

I finally know of someone else on the planet that shares the same day of birth as me. Happy birthday to us, Harry.

I get the whole brain-telling-you-to-jump-ship thing. I dated a guy that helped me get out of a very long and abusive relationship (a "rebound"- I hate that term). I was very much into him, and then all of a sudden I could not stand him. I didn't even want to look at him. He didn't do anything wrong, but he wanted…

If my boyfriend's ex-wife wrote me a letter like that, we would be having actual spoken words. Lots of them. And not nice ones. I don't need you to confirm to me in a passive-aggressive open letter to the world that you don't actually like me and only tolerate me because your kids actually do like me, and that you…

At first I thought maybe she was trying to say the whole getup looked tropical (with the bright blue hem on black and white..?), but it didn't quite come out like she wanted it to, so she said the tan thing, and just no. The dude is just an asshole and really only wants to hear himself talk.

Am I the only one who gets annoyed and quits halfway through reading someone's thoughts in 50 separate tweets?

Maybe keeping her head down is more comfortable for her when sitting for that long (because, you know, Osteoporosis). Or maybe she just feels like keeping her head down because she fucking wants to. Either way, fuck that guy.

Yes, when applying for a marriage license. I agree, I don't think that's a practice that's still around, although maybe it should be. And maybe if it were then people would be better informed and there wouldn't be the stigma attached to it. One can only hope.

In my state they don't test for hiv, they just give you an informational pamphlet about hiv.

That's how I took it as well. I assume they read the obituary, since it's usually included in the service somehow... soooooo.... did they skip over the part that said she was married to a woman with kids, or..?

I once decided that curling my hair while naked was a good idea. I dropped the curling iron but caught it before it hit my lap... Even caught it by the handle! I was all "Shoo, that was a close one!" But too close, apparently... I realized with much horror that I had clasped the curling iron to my chest when I caught…

I had my friends iron for me because I ALWAYS ended up with creases and forehead burns.