because they’re all married by 27. And also there’s nothing to do for like half the year. And it snows a fuckton. 

It was that staff’s lucky night. Wonder how they split it. 

ESPN wrote an entire story on how one rookie basketball player was excited to get the jersey of Lebron James. Or detail what people had for lunch because it’s related to the NFL sorta. But yeah, longform articles on gymnastics is the problem.

Why was that coach standing so close to the uneven bars? What’s his role there? To catch her if she falls or something? Serious question.

I met a white hairdresser from Nebraska once named Vontaziah. 

I think the problem is NBA teams haven’t really started using the G-League the way baseball teams use minor league clubs for top prospects. Probably would seem like an admission he’s garbage if he’s sent down there, though the reality is, it’s precisely what a developmental team/league is for situations like this.…

1. Blue Jays

and Maryland needed the money. 

things happen. 

Read this and wondered if a joint sports health care plan across leagues would be the way to go. Share the burden and retirees get covered too. I know I know...Mr. Jones needs another yacht and taxpayer subsidized stadium. 

had a blast playing shuffleboard at camp. And have played in brooklyn (ugh) a few times, but yeah...it’s the best. 

The NHL allows teams to do it, so it’s not like they’re making up an honor.

has to be a hoax

meanwhile, coaches can go whenever they want.

fuck the ncaa

I bet it’s because the league actually gets a cut of those subscriptions. By itself, the league probably doesn’t attract a huge international rights deal, so they figure anything they can get from a deal like this is worth it, probably relying on the expat market rather than trying to say, expand the sport’s reach.…

yeah, but 95% of the time you’d never do it on purpose. 

A buddy of mine told me he went to a high school that used to burn a T (first letter of the name of the town), until his classmates were finally like “wait, the optics are bad here. Can we not do this anymore?”

Shock. LOLMets.

Yeah, I was just thinking some variation of this. I’m all in with “a team moved to my city, so I’m gonna root for them.” But these clowns are all from somewhere else and the Nats haven’t been successful for all that long.