Wait, the prep school commissions people now? I knew they were using the prep school as a backdoor way to get people qualified to play sports, didn’t realize they could commission them that way too. Wow.

Wait there’s an NIT for softball now?

Haha, not content to give us bad soccer takes anymore?

yeah he lost me there for sure. i’m like “uh what? does he mean college basketball postseason?”

this is...hilarious and comprehensive.

he can’t get any other jobs outside of snl. plus he’s been doing sketch since he was a kid.

I’m sure Stephen A. figures if people are going to hate him anyway, he might as well get paid handsomly for it. Integrity be damned, I guess.

This whole thing is a clownshow, but i suspect it’s more about making fists full of dollars on a cutrate expansion team than actually fielding a team capable of being anything useful.

middle eastern countries are mostly fueled by migrant labor, because their populations are too small (and too rich) to bother doing manual labor. a lot of the folks come from places like the indian subcontinent using brokers who take their passports, confine them to dormitories and force them to work to pay off…

1992 World Series. Fuck the Braves.

New Jersey’s problem is constantly putting arenas in North Jersey where people without money live or without access to rapid mass transit in a region that thrives on it. The Rock is better at that, with its proximity to Penn Station, but a Central Jersey arena with rail access wouldn’t give you sexy NYC views, but…

Tampa Bay benefits from a lot of snowbirds from northern places in their midst.

Nashville ALMOST got the Devils after the ‘95 Cup win.

I assume the person who gets this would get what a GA gets, which is a meal plan at the very least and lots of free gear and access to players. Which isn’t much, but if you’re not going to have a job anyway or if you went to some D3 school and love sportz, then this is probably a shot for you to post a ton of pics…

Thank goodness. Ottawa deserves a Cup. I want PK Subban to lift the Cup just so people who don’t realize there are black NHLers will see the pic and leave confused, but...no way I want Nashville winning a Cup before Canada. We already let Carolina do that and we see how that’s going to end (with them moving.)

In the preseason, they’ve been experimenting with a 9 point goal line:

The comments are a dumpster of “zomg capitalism so good.”

football. it’s kids who would’ve played football before. or live someplace too warm for hockey.

Even White Sox games draw well at Coors Field, but nothing like those Cubs games when it turns into Wrigleyville West.

little rock with more tourists ftw