Should have just pled insanity.

The stupid scientist’s stupid creations will kill them first.

Let’s just make Trump jokes.

Let’s see I’m kinda broke so I’ll pass step 1.

That Bojo! Those boards don’t work on water!

Yeah I don’t get it either. A lot of Patreon users can make thousands of dollars making really really good top notch artworks. These are nsfw versions of copyrighted characters. Popular Copyrighted characters doing mostly gay sh*t and they’re not getting shutdown.

Oh, I shot a little negro boy and suddenly I’m a racist and the bad guy?

Peanut butter.

Bah Gawd, It’s a Circus!

Whoever got the 180 raffle ticket obviously had some inside connection with the store employees simple as that. I wouldn’t be surprised if the store claiming to be ‘out of stock’ actually had a few consoles hidden in their stock room.

Maybe the committee was just not in the best mood.

I remember she made a cameo in the Wreck it Ralph movie with pants. With such a huge roster of SF characters they had to pick her and gave her pants.

Luckily for ESPN, DLC.

Basically he doesn’t want to be a fake piece of shit, he wants to be a genuine piece of shit.

He wants to talk about politics and controversial subjects while playing minecraft and earn a shitload of money? He’s asking too much.

Don’t the neighbors know Jesus was born inside a garage? Sorta.

There should have been a reality show “To catch a faggot”

cockroaches I can handle but an 8 inch centipede? FUCK me!

Republican accused of doing liberal things. what else is new?

Just because it looks good doesn’t mean it tastes good.