Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

Inciarte is a talented young outfielder who has started over 115 games in each of the past two seasons

I worked for CSC for a long time. Casey was a great anchor, and Dan had a great sense of humour.

Papi Le Batard is a national treasure. Dan and Bomani are really good. Robert Flores is solid. Lindsay Czarniak isn’t particularly interesting, but she also isn’t problematic.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Now I’m worried that I’m going to see little bits of Alex Poythress in my next can of tuna.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Well, he did say he would get it wrong.

An old guy fucked that.

Lacob’s Splatter

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?