How about just not being a giant asshole to start with?

Just spend the money on studded bicycle tires. Trust me.

This looks like it would be terrible.

You don’t seem to understand how lease financing works.

I can’t believe they exploded so many tires, that trucks needs a safety driven redesign ASAP.

What you want to look up is the residual values. BMW and Mercedes have high residuals so their leases are less expensive compared to other brands at the same price point.