Depends what you consider a “boat”.

I want to laugh but I can't. I just wrote a check to Uncle Sam and read this, makes my blood boil. The incompetence, arrogance and pure ignorance. Embarrassing.

To be fair "Real People" mistook a stock Altima for a full-on racecar. It's possible "Real People" are pretty dumb about cars.

My favorite is when the ad where they have the woman - "That's the dream, to have WiFi in the car."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

It's a Toyota, so it will never break down. And it's a diesel, so it will be economical and cheap to run.

Let me tell you something. I’ve worked for two different dealerships, and I’ve worked in sales operations at a corporate level for a major automaker. If I found out that a dealer wasn’t allowing test drives on a car that cost the same as a base 3 Series, I would be absolutely livid.

The funny thing is, I bet they were BEGGING people to test drive Phaetons.

This seems to be more common with mainstream brands. Subaru was tough on WRX and WRX STi test drives when they came out. Honda was tough on S2000 test drives. I’ve found Chevrolet to still be tough on Corvette test drives, as Dodge with Vipers — in fact, I still have never test driven a Corvette at a Chevrolet…

Shit I had one dealer say they had to run a credit check to test drive the FRS when I was shopping around. A fucking 25k frs!!! I laughed and walked out the door. Needless to say 5 months later they were practically begging me to take one home since they had killer deals on the 20+ FRS they had in stock. Sucks for…

He originally had $80,000 in the rules section, so I had to bust his chops. ;-)

BMW needs to bring back "Don't be a peasant"

Every safety feature ever. We all whine about traction control, ABS, and stability control, but the truth is I wouldn’t want to drive a car without any of them.

Next week! And then we’re going to alternate between the Skyline and the Hummer every week until the end of time, or maybe like 8 months.

...which shares its overall aerodynamic profile with a state map of Utah.

Oh yeah. That’s why she lasted as long as she did.

I went to a pretentious overpriced Porsche specialist to have the timing belt service done on my 944. They charged me a hefty fee to do the service. They showered me with compliments because of my original stock 944 in very good condition. "You just don't see them like this anymore". A stark contrast to how…

You call them passenger, I call them cargo; it changes everything.

I bet there are situations where her feet on the dash would be necessary...

The “friend” who reaches over to adjust your Valentine 1 settings.

I’m a simple man, with a simple mind and simple needs.