Tara Reid is like a Honda Civic. Cheap and now modified full of tasteless aesthetic plastic bits because the owner was stupid.

Agreed! Here in SF, our transportation agency is financed by taxes and tickets.

Porsche 968 Turbo S and its race variant, the Turbo RS. 305bph and 368hp (Yes, those numbers are not transposed) off a 4 cylinder car back in 1993. This car made the 911 shit its pants so much, the Porsche C-suite killed it.