Hey! That’s... uh, quite enough out of you, Mr. Tracy.

Those are strange looking white flags 

That Escaladed quickly.

You also dont want a puncture “up in the ass of Timo”

honorable mention:

The real crime here is that soundtrack and base. Also, despite parts of me fantasizing about doing this to the prolific left-lane hogs of the world, to actually endanger people’s lives over it is disgusting.

Sweet. Is it so they can drive their underwhelming cars on it without being passed all day by German hatchbacks?

It was about time the French got a shower.

This is the ugliest vehicle I’ve seen all day. And I read that CT5 preview.

On the other end of the FS spectrum...

Meet Joe Black

I know we’re all down on people buying cars just to put them in storage around here, but I’m genuinely impressed by this one. I think it’s cool that it looks just like it did when I was drooling over them at the auto show when I was a kid. I’m impressed that there’s an example out there like this that we can look at…

Doing this is a good way to get shot.  Just saying.

If BMW sold the M135 hatch in the US it would be in front of my house. No question about it.

I think a giant blinking sign on the front that says “definitely not gay” would cut straight to the chase.

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

All I see are a whole bunch of these: