Arteon Wayne!!! Arteon Garth!!!

No hatch, no care MoA. I like how you get 64 colors to choose your ambient lighting from, but 4 exterior colors.

thats a really nice grey ish colour(gunmetal? i dunno... and i could be slightly colourblind)

Goddamn that hatch looks good. Who the hell wants a damn sedan that small?

Congrats on COTD my fellow Jalops.

Why do the seats have fart gutters?

David, when shifting in your J10, do you also make imaginary engine noises? You know, because it doesn’t run...

Hi Nicholas:

Notor. High performance notors

Dude 3x200=600 not 3000.

He should have doubled down on the crazy

I bet a Haltech Elite and this guy could do it.

The Ferrari in The Car.

You absolutely need to be introduced to the Instagram feed of Iceland car culture. There is so much of this feed that screams to be introduced to my garage, even though I could never use it. https://www.instagram.com/icelandcarculture/ 

That’s what the beer is for, my friend.

I get hemorrhoids just thinking about those jumpseats.

I won a BaT auction the year for a car never sold in North America. I’ve long lusted after this model, and after years of saving my pennies (and learning to wrench on a sedan version I picked up from CL years ago) I was finally able to make the dream come true.

Meh, this was a much better one earlier in the year.

If I don’t have money to pay for an ad-free taxi ride what makes them think I have money to buy shit at their store?

That thing is a total beaver magnet.