Require everyone to print their phone number on the sides of their car. Then, when you see someone being an idiot with their phone while driving, you can text them directly to tell them to knock it off.

which Kia calls an “extended hot hatch” for whatever reason

It’s about your favorite cars, Jason.

I think the grill tells one of those tragic stories that has a sad yet happy ending.

Or replace the headlights with more grills...for racing

They’re not even strange to me anymore.

Now I want to buy one and then take one of the grilles out and put it back in upside-down.

I bet this gave you the strangest chubby

It’s...beautiful. I want one. Bad.

OK, it doesn’t have sliding doors, but it looks like a small minivan, it has three rows...

They’re literally worth less than a new mountain bike.

A couple, none of which I loved, but here they are:

Like every other cool Kia concept, this will not only stay out of America, it won’t be built at all. That company loves releasing interesting concepts that most everyone goes crazy over, only to later roll out the same old stuff.

I’m sure the ad writers had a ball with this one:

What is fascinating is because the vehicle was not in production yet the parts clerks could not look up the correct number to cross reference to Bosch or Champion. Thus they ended up with Bosch plugs one heat range warmer and Champion’s one heat range colder than marvelously designed by the engineers. Due to this odd…

Will they still offer the GTS model or the Turbo or Turbo S or Cayenne GT2 RS Weissach Sport Chrono Trigger Blue Blaze Strassenberger?

While not directed at a single particular car, there is a group of people who I have come across who I call the ‘Car-Show Super-Competitor’. These are the guys who enter car-shows for nothing other than winning trophies and plaques to claim they have the ‘best car’ (That never actually gets driven)