Yeah, but how many of them have the middle name Impossiburu?

This would be me in the BRABUS store-

Please, I'd like to hear more about the size of that furry dragon's genitals!

So many kids today are getting 350Z's as their first car(s), and that's a great thing! For someone who's always wanted a Z, this is a huge step in getting into the world of cars. But unfortunately there's always those who defy the genre.

That hole is for soy sauce.

Would have been even better if someone was riding the mower!

If you stopped me on the street, anywhere in America, and asked me if I liked the C5 'Vette, I'd like at you like you had three heads. Or rather, maybe only half of one. In my eyes, it's vulgar, unbefitting of the global automotive stage, like a KFC Double Down brought to a microgastronomy competition. It's cheap,…

Mmm, tasty.

He was just demonstrating how to properly say the car's name... "I-BENT-a-DOOR"

Especially when you're a big swinging dick on the show like Clarkson is on Top Gear.

Found this last night, knew it would come in handy one day, but certainly not this quickly.

They still haven't found what they're looking for.

Fucking Bono. Go back to Ireland!