Not to seem ignorant, but what on earth is this?

All of my want.

Audi A5, is that you?

The Onyx looks amazing like that! Even better than when unveiled, I would say.

Comment is off-topic, but nice car man. Hope you have many happy miles with it.

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He isn't scary looking though – in fact he has one of those cheerily avuncular faces whose eyes almost close when he succumbs to one of his frequent bouts of deep laughter. He's a smoker, too, and I happened to be outside enjoying a coffin-nail as he emerged from the hall. He smiled; I immediately embarked on my…

Thanks, now I'm just craving sushi.

It sounds like you need a Snickers.

I'm probably one of the few that like the way that generation of 7 series looked.

#Rekt

Clearly I mixed up you and Mate, my bad.

I see you're getting a lot of mileage out of that meme recently.

*dons flame suit* In all honesty, I don't think this car is ugly at all. It's a fairly interesting (but not ugly) design that sets it apart from all the other beige cars that they make. I'm not all too sure that I'd ever drive one (seeing as it'll take many, many years for the infrastructure to be developed here in…

It sounds like a lot of fun! The performance increase is good value for money I take it? Does it turn the car into a sleeper? Apologies for asking so many questions, just curious about it.

Sounds awesome! What's the handling like with the turbo? Extremely different? Wanted that turbo ever since I first saw it but it's a bit of a pipe dream seeing as I'm a student and would have to import the turbo kit here.

2008 Suzuki SX4 here, wondering if that turbo would make the car undriveable seeing as mine is FWD?

Go sit.

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