My favorite band of all time is Metallica. If they announced their final tour and their final show of all time would be at FedEx Field, I would find out where their second to last show is and go there. I have turned down free Redskins tix, with free parking (or someone else driving) because I refuse to go to FF. I…

I would pour my champagne all over that server too.

Bet that’s not all she double fists..beers too.