This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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That’s a tough choice there. My gut is leaning towards the Impala though. 

Defensive Holding!

Oh my god the landing on the trailer hitch.

I beat his record every year. They’re called airplanes, dude.

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Warren’s annual wealth tax on the very rich is, to me, the single most radical policy proposal of any candidate in the race, and would do more than any other single policy to alter the imbalance of economic and political power in this country.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

+ 7/4

The Blue Jays, The Detroit Free Press... this guy can shut out anyone!

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

Reid and McCoy together is great news for Kansas City restaurant owners and terrible news for Kansas City restaurant staff.