I have a pretty good guess which vice the captain will recommend to the team.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I mean, that photo is pretty damn tragic, and I think people should see it. Heroin, and other nastier substitutes for it, are not marijuana. It seems as if we are seeing a rise in usage of them.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

“And that requizission I put in for spell check 9 years ago has never been honered. This is intolorabel.”

sweet orange, lemon, cinnamon, pear, pistachio, and wood

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

It looks like nobody is paying too much attention to that memo ESPN sent to the talent a few months ago, the one urging them all to refrain from making political comments.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

That cat is very chill considering her owner appears to be taking pictures of her instead of looking at the road

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.