That sounds awesome! I went to prom in 06 and had a black mini dress with a pretty low cut neckline and gold sequins up the front. I’m surprised i got away with it at my Catholic high school

2002 - shiny burgundy dress, black elbow-length gloves, fairly standard but everybody else was wearing pastels. Boring.

2001 - bought my dress at Museum Replicas Limited (http://www.museumreplicas.com/). It was a”medieval” style in purple and black, with three-quarter sleeves that ended in FLOOR-LENGTH tri-corner lace.…

2004: spaghetti strap sheath/slip dress in black linen from old navy that my mom hemmed to be knee length. 14 dollar white heels. big fake plastic pearls. leather jacket i put a giant fake tat on my calf at prom itself.

I wish this would happen to me but no matter how pleased I am with my (absurdly extensive) makeup collection I always want MORE ALL THE PRETTY THINGS!! It’s an addiction.

No but I’d love some dip.

You are incredibly dumb and really should pick up a book on critical thinking. I feel so sorry for you.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

Don’t cut out gluten until you get the test. I didn’t know to do that and now live in a weird no-man’s land of knowing I can’t do gluten but not knowing if it’s celiac but not being able to find out because doing a three-month gluten-challenge would make me non-functional.

St. Bernardus Christmas Ale?

In addition to being an obvious violation of the first amendment this also reminds me of how important I think it is for student athletes to have a union. I am a huge college football fan (Roll tide) but it seems so obvious to me that college football should become a minor league for football, and the players should…

I am so thankful to finally be able to shout this all over the interwebs: My transgender daughter came out to everyone yesterday. The whole big FB announcement. Those closest to her have known for a little while and I have known since she revealed herself to me five years ago. Now that she has been on hormones for a…

I’m not the only one that sang the first paragraph out loud am I?

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

SO EXCITED about my costume this year:

The reason the kids were rapt with joy is that it’s very alienating, lonely, and stressful to be a little kid who can’t eat what the other kids eat. This article is shitty, mean, and weirdly unnecessary.

On one hand, women’s bodies have been scrutinized, commoditized, and violated in favor of an entitled public view for years, so I shouldn’t feel bad when it happens to a man. On the other hand, he was clearly on a private resort and just had his privacy wildly violated.

But the people from Safe Minds and other anti-vaxxers are a terrible curse.