Hey Drew.... Fuck Michigan

Fuck you Drew. Go Bucks!

Drew, you’re a Xichigan fan? Laaaaaaaame

Knocked it out of the park again, Magary!!

“If you’re not familiar with Ohio State football fans, imagine Kentucky basketball fans without the chill; imagine St. Louis Cardinals fans without the humility; imagine New England Patriots fans without the firm, vice-like grip on reality. And now we have to put up with these fucking people at every game.”

FUCK THE WARRIORS

Bayley is the Peoples’ Champion

Completely agree with you on QOTSA album rankings. What I don’t agree with is that there isn’t a bad album from them. Era Vulgaris, as a whole, is pretty bad, at least by their standards. The best song, Make It With Chu, is 1000X better on the Desert Sessions album. That being said, it doesn’t diminish the awesomeness…

Chuck Klosterman is super famous? I mean, he’s super famous to me because I love ever word he’s ever written but to your average geek off the street?

“In the century in which we live, the Democratic Party has received the support of the electorate only when the party, with absolute clarity, has been the champion of progressive and liberal policies and principles of government. The party has failed consistently when through political trading and chicanery it has…

Somebody once stole my 500 CD book out of my bag at a track meet in high school. This was 14 years ago. To this day, if I ever find out who took it, I will motherfucking murder that person where they stand and happily sit in jail. I am nowhere close to kidding or exaggerating.

Props for constantly bringing us QOTSA and other non-shitty music for the half-time music, Drew!! Other than the hilarity, it’s my favorite part of the Funbag

I can’t believe this is real. I mean, really, how much of a lack of self-awareness does it take for these people to not realize that they’re nothing but a couple of blowhard assholes? People like these two make me hate the internet.

42-13... that’s all that matters until November 26th.

I commented something negative about the Steelers in Deadspin’s Facebook link to this page and then spent the next 38 minutes battling with their idiot fans. Fuck the Steelers and their idiot crybaby delusional pussy fans.

I was watching the Packers Hail Mary game with my dad, who will go to his grave saying the NFL is fixed and couldn’t care less about it. However, I had a really shitty 2015 (a divorce and the depression that follows a divorce) and he made it a point to watch all the Lions’ games with me, even going so far as to get…