Could I get an enema instead?

I have a feeling he was created for the purpose of Barbie Under the Dome slash fics. Not that I'm complaining.

And that's not OK.

What's better than Mike Vogel? Wet Mike Vogel.

Under the Emmy Dome

Better sense than me

*Switches to Under the Dome* God help me

Modern Family!? DOUBLE FUCK!

Leno!? FUCK!!!!

He's the new Hercule Poirot

Or consumes some sweet, sweet pot brownies

Natch

And Spacey gets the big applause?

Oh just give it to Cranston already

The hell I was

It's OK. We still love you :)

He was being ironic.

Yeah, she took it in stride. But it was still in extremely poor taste.

"What a wonderful time for women on television". Which is why we had that rotating Vergara bit earlier.

Yay! Julianna!