Can I get a hell yeah!?

No win for Christina or Lena!? :(

Beautifully said, Billy.

And the tears are welling up in me

God, we lost so much of the Old Hollywood the past year.

Alice :(

Believe me, it wasn't just you

YAY! Aaron Paul!

Lucy Liu is purdy

The lowering of your IQ.

More like Emmy's tribute to sexist pig shit.

What am I watching?

I feel safe in knowing I can skip an episode of Under the Dome and know I'm not missing a damn thing.

GO AWAY JIMMY FALLON!

Don't speak. She knows what we're thinking.

She fucking mispronounced the goddamn name!

Tonys won!? SHOCK!

There are worse things than Seth Meyers. Behold, the Hardwick.

Two and a half old white men.

A "Z", maybe?