@beanperry: And here I thought those were like Amazonian hunters...

Not that I've used or need one, but since when is this creepy? It's like the oldest industry on earth, and it's adapting to new technology.

@Ding-Dang: That's exactly what I was thinking. Their version sucked - it wasn't even funny. I'm surprised that vid isn't up on FAIL.

I think it's all part of an elaborate social experiment to see if NYCers can be loosened up and enjoy the camaraderie provided through mutual fear.

Well it starts off sort of funny... A lesson on security, then embarrassment because your nudie pics were sent to grandma... But then you see his face, and the title "virtual rapist" fits... and it isn't so funny.

@funstraw: I'm curious who these better carriers are as well considering ATT and VZW are really dominant - there is Sprint of course, but out of those three... who else is there?

@thinkthis: That's a technical version of "We blocked the mic and speaker; but cut holes in the case."

The 'minor sacrifice' isn't it's weight. It's your last signal bar.

@AmosTrue: It was an observation - just like any other comment on here.

Why is her head constantly twitching like a parrot inspecting a toy?

You'll always have a valid one if you take as long as I have to decide on a career.

To the second gentleman - Thank you for your service, and find another job then.

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: That's what I was thinking - I think that's what 'free' is referring to here. Why else would they say 'maximum number of free accounts have been active..' It's not AOL in the 90s where you could just live on 'free' accounts...

@Yerzriknot: Retirement, fuck yeah!

I think the more important question is what did this man do to deserve actually being chained to a wall.

@Jukebox hates exclusive content.: If that IS the back of his head, he should be divining the second coming. I'm sure 4 retarded eyes are better than 2.

By the look of that kid in the purple I feel good knowing they too offer equal employment to the mentally less fortunate.

@bmoctta: Yes I'm commenting on myself - clearly I was too young to remember Airwolf, now I understand...

I guess if you know the government will fork over god only knows how many millions, the soundtrack your marketing department selects doesn't matter at all.

World's first surgery!? I work at a Hospital where a surgeon has done 7000 prostatectomies with the DaVinci. Clearly this article wasn't researched...