Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

And what about airplane food, am I right?

Not with a bang but a Geodude.

Played it for YEARS!

What are you on about even? Raining on face is literally a term that means crying. My post says I cried. What an odd takeaway from my post. ETA: Seems you might be confused. When people go, “Oh it’s dusty in here!” or something that is distancing from crying. Raining on my face means I am crying. As in, lots of tears.…

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

I feel like they could have found a better one searching deviantart...

FYI, the “yellow wallpaper” witches has a broader and more subtle connection to Victoriana than you might realize: there is a classic short story published in 1892, “The Yellow Wallpaper”, which talks about women lurking in yellow wallpaper... and the book cover is patterned most similarly to the wallpaper in the…

It’s been done I think.

I love that half the damned audience had no farging clue who Luther was/what was happening/why they were such chumps.

Kale production? Vinyl? Atheist Meetup groups?

"Before white people lived in the west, there were an estimated 65 million buffalo roaming the plains. By the end of the century, there were fewer than a thousand."

I was dating this guy who was dating another girl we both knew (although I didn't know that at the time, natch.) Well, the night before I was going to fly out to visit my dad, he was staying over because he was driving me to the airport. We're both about to fall asleep when ring!ring! the phone! Guess who it was?

My (now Ex) Husband and I had been married all of 9 months when I found out he was cheating on me. To make a long ass story shorter:

He'd just come back from a Boy Scout camp (he was a troop leader? I think that's what they're called in English) and as soon as I kissed him hello, he said, "We need to talk." I felt the familiar pang of doom in my belly. I'd been cooking all afternoon for him, but then I could hardly eat. About 11:30 pm we go…

I was abroad and my boyfriend at the time was staying the holidays with my family. He was an exchange student at my university. He couldn't go home so he asked to stay with my family even though I was in another country. Just before this time was our university's Halloween party. It's a huge huge event. All night this…

If God had meant us to go Camping, He wouldn't have created Hotel Rooms.