As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

I realize this will require the reader to do more research but simply pulling up the Twitter account and scrolling through the tweets reveals that he gives credit to the NYT and never suggests it was he alone who was scooped. Calling him “a bit of a fraud” is a bit dickish when he gives credit to the people whose work…

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

Generally, no. I like to be able to mark books up, re-read them, dog-ear the pages, all that shit. Plus I’m too disorganized to return books in any reasonable timeframe.

It was also great to just be able to browse books, without knowing which one you wanted. Nearly all of the book purchases I made in the first, oh 25 years of my life came as the result of finishing a book, going “Dang, I need something to read,” going to the local bookstore (sometimes because I worked there), and brows…

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

That was the truest thing I heard all night, and I took it as my sign to shut off the tv.

Well, might as well leave this here:

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

So you’re saying that after reviewing all of the evidence, a Brazilian inspector looked over at Lochte, and was like,

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

I'm fairly positive that reverse psychology and underselling has played a large part in wooing every one of my lady friends so far. Whatever works. Contrary to my snarky internet presence, I'm a nice guy. I have maybe a carry-on of baggage (as opposed to the standard steamer trunk of baggage most people have), but if…