If I ever, for some reason, wanted to smear tomatoes and cheese over Ritz crackers, I could do that in the comfort of my own home.

Logistically, unless you're either using some SERIOUSLY bad glassware, or have made a grave miscalculation in what you're burning, you should be fine

Agreed. i have never hydroplaned on a bike. (i also have never taken my feet off the pedals going through a puddle, which was the stupidest thing this guy could do.)

Not sure if it’s worth the risk visiting that at work.

Thank you so much for sharing this story, Prachi. This is the most incisive and heartfelt reporting I’ve ever read.

What happened to turn around don’t drown? 

Yea, seems like some of those crashes could have been avoided if the rider just didn’t go through the puddle. drier line is faster!

10/10 - He really stuck that landing.

TIL people are still naming their kid Attila

Awful?!? Are you seriously calling Valter’s glorious, epic spill “awful”?!?

Too bad there isn’t a clear section of road immediately to the left that isn’t a temporary pond. I’m not a cyclist but I do have eyes. 

BUT HIS PRINCIPLES

I don’t know much about cycling but that dink aimed for the DEEPEST PART OF THE PUDDLE when he was riding through and is shocked, SHOCKED he ate shit. Maybe save your principles for when a typhoon isn’t turning the road in to a lake.

Just spitballin’, but maybe don’t ride directly into the lake-looking thing?

“All of a sudden I was in a big pool of water. I’ve never experienced that before,”
It never rains in Denmark?

Yup, this is a blog. There’s better video content on YouTube if that’s what I was after. I guess they’d rather us go elsewhere for content?

I agree with the point, yet am probably not alone in wasting 90 minutes and counting on “we think this is the best iteration of this Apple product ever, and we made a video to tell you all about it.”

Hallelujah. At least paste the script in the article body. Those of us who are wasting work time in close proximity to our work fellows aren’t always in a position to light up a video, but we sure could read some text. Not having text is a disservice to your readers.

I was just about to ask - is there a way to at least turn on captioning if I’m forced to have a video on?

Screw the stupid videos in place of words (and screw Jim Spanfeller for this fucking stupid idea).