I think when you have crowds of people eager to peep at your newborn baby, or read about how you entered/exited your vehicle at an event, or make merch off your public wedding, you become a celebrity regardless of what you’re “meant to be.”

Yeah, you see those.

I actually had an idea for a story where a Mormon housewife under a pyramid scheme gained hypnosis powers and used it to get new downlines, only for the pyramid scheme to fall apart once the firm couldn’t pay all of her growing downlines. From there on, she built a terrifying cult using her downline as members.

Fucken Bono...

Oh, I so hope it was.  I always hope for comment section reunions when they put up these types of stories.

Ok, prove it.

Pretty sure the answer is to be young, cute, and flirt with the bartender.  At least it was the last time I was able to try it out...

Intentionally overpaying initially, only to get an uncertain quantity of no-charge stuff later, does not so much seem like “free drinks” as “drinks you already (poorly) paid for.”

A lot of the scientific community have the attitude that anything is acceptable as long as it advances science. And a lot of really brainy people seem to be missing the empathy gene. And MIT in particular is not really welcoming to women and poc. None of this surprises me.

What a sad pathetic life you must have, always seeking validation from strangers on the internet. Why wouldn’t you just go to Breitbart where’d you be accepted? 

Why ISN’T Ghislane Maxwell being investigated and/or charged with anything?

With some of the loads of garnish I've seen some bartenders heap on them they're practically a meal, or a fairly hearty salad at the very least.

"And I've never found a Canadian whiskey that I really like"

*desperately attempts to cast Plane Shift*

+500XP for successful cast of Invisible Paradox*

You know how Coffee Crisps taste bad to kids, but good for adults? Caesars are drinks for grown-ups.

As a pretty serious alcoholic, I seldom get hangovers, but on the rare occasions I do get one, the ultimate cure is Eggs Benedict and a few Caesars.

The perfect cocktail for day drinking.

Non-Canadian here. It's fucking delicious.

Canadian here. It's fucking delicious.